Hello! This is a stock photo of a salesperson from a reputable company. You can trust it!
And that’s how I imagine the people in this “selling products online” post are like.
Why do I imagine they look like that? Now, let’s take a look at the products they sell…
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…this “like new”, more “new” gaming chair:
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An enterprising person is selling DIY condom hair clips online.
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And this bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken leftovers was “posted about a day ago,” hmmm.
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Then, there is a service to change the tint of this window. this Before and after photos:
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This dresser is in a “pet-free” home, but if you look closely at the photos, it doesn’t look “pet-free” at all.
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And this bundle of 187 cigarette butts… could be yours for the amazing price of just $15:
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This is a robot vacuum cleaner with a security alarm that was most likely stolen.
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This PlayStation controller (I really hope this was posted as a joke):
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And this boat…has the seller’s embarrassing personal business scrawled across the front.
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This, ah, baby tooth:
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This smart watch has some not-so-smart decisions in the background.
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And this “very unique” item which is very disappointing:
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A jumble of used women’s underwear.
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This mattress may not be used much by humans, but…:
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And, dear God, someone is trying to resell this used toilet brush.
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This “wild campervan ride” (you have to read this description, believe me):
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This Nintendo DS…is advertised with this shirtless shot:
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And this computer is for sale…with some dents:
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Adult DVD given to me by my late father (“It’s not soft!”):
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A great mattress at this price!
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These eyelashes made from cockroach feet:
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These are actually positive pregnancy tests.
twenty three.
And finally, a saved spot in line at the DMV is on sale for just $100!!!:
