GREG GUTFELD: Democrats have always lived in a fantasy world when it comes to crime

know. know. I can’t believe I’m watching this. Happy Thursday everyone. So, did you see Bret Baier interviewing Kamala Harris last night? Yeah. Kamala’s actions were so egregious that FEMA awarded her $750. Harris did so badly that Jimmy Carter woke up and demanded his vote back. Kamala has done something so bad that Tim Walz will kill himself, but he can’t put a bullet in the gun. Harris has done things so badly that Doug Emhoff can’t hire a nanny to answer his calls.

By the way, we actually got a video of Kamala driving after it ended. Here she is. As you know, Kamala reportedly showed up about 20 minutes late for the interview, but came right after happy hour. On the plus side, it gave Brett time to apply two more coats of shellac to his hair. You did a great job.

When Baier asked Harris when she learned of Biden’s mental decline, she replied, “Joe Biden is not on the ballot.” Yes, he is not on the ballot due to mental decline. It’s like when someone asks you, “When did you first learn that you had run over a railroad crossing guard?” And you reply, “It doesn’t matter. He’s already dead.”

The View’s Sonny Hostin said Harris went into the belly of the beast and for a moment viewers thought she had been eaten by Whoopi Goldberg. Proceed to the next step.

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According to a new study, 25% of Gen Z bring their parents to a job interview. Who would do that? And finally, YaYa you say that? who cares? he died. Yahya Sinwar, the ringleader of the October 7 massacre in Israel, was killed by the IDF. My condolences to his loved ones. There’s a pity on your face!

Well, the FBI has quietly changed its national crime statistics. It’s not because Hunter Biden had a hot weekend. Initially, the FBI announced that violent crime would decrease by 2.1% in 2022. But as RealClear Investigations’ John Lott discovered, the FBI is now revising those numbers. Apparently, the statistics were even more fabricated than Brian Stelter’s fingertips. he is fat Instead of falling by 2%, violent crime actually increased by 4.5%. It’s bigger than the swing Joy Behar installed above her bed. How else is she going to wake up?

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Now, this 4.5% increase is on top of crime, which is already on the rise. But they lied to gaslight us into thinking the tide was turning. More violent crimes have occurred on top of the mayhem we have already endured. Libraries fail not only in mathematics but also in ethics. The top is the bottom. Down is up. If libraries started designing elevators, we would be ******.

A lot of Democrats are watching right now, so I want them to understand. Because for months they’ve been telling us that violent crime has gone down since Biden was elected. Perhaps they’re confusing crime with his body temperature, but they told us that Joe’s policies, as well as the railing around his toilet, are making the situation safer. . ABC’s David Muir actually stopped Trump in a debate last month to correct him about crime statistics.

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So why did Muir do that? It was probably Muir’s first three-pointer. Feeling left out, he was forced to join in the action himself. What a strange joke. But he took it upon himself to discuss the Republican Party. That happens in every debate. And maybe even if he was right, it would have been nice. But he wasn’t.

But all Democrats are saying is that violent crime is going down. they were wrong. It’s a strange phenomenon. Democrats claim that crime is on the decline, but they call for stricter gun laws every time there is a mass shooting in the United States. If possible, Democrats would like you to believe that Torren de Aragua is a premium brand of bottled water. It’s a gang. In fact, Democrats have always lived in a fantasy world when it comes to crime. When it comes to fooling yourself, you’re about as honest as Doug Emhoff telling his nanny, “Let me tell you something.” Look at this CNN panel from the other day. I am openly embarrassed that there is such a thing as the Ferguson Effect.

No, the Ferguson effect is real. The George Floyd effect is real. CNN has covered this real thing before and it proves that even the employees don’t see their crap.

Ferguson effect denier Abby Phillip also wrote about this when she was at the Washington Post. But now she pretends she’s never heard of it. why?

The fact is that demonizing the police and punishing them for doing their jobs causes violent crime to rise faster than my blood pressure when I have to share an elevator with Judge Jeanine.

In other words, crime has increased rather than decreased. But Democrats always confuse two different things. It’s the same problem they have with the bathroom. Who will get the potpourri and who will get the penis? And as always, the Livs, who live in a bubble, are always surprised when someone bursts their bubble. No wonder legacy media trust is lower than Tim Walz’s sperm count.

A recent Gallup poll found that only 31% of people have some confidence in the media’s accuracy, and 36% have no confidence at all. So, at the end of the day, legacy media has no way of dealing with facts. So when I see Jerry Nadler approaching, I close the restroom like I do in public restrooms. they shut it down. go. Nadler. Don’t go, Nadler.

But they shut you up and yell at you. They must violently reject reality because their worldview cannot withstand contact with truth. They’re like Kamala last night and Kamala every night. And they have to be very smug about it, because otherwise they’ll be overwhelmed with shame. Look, vote for whoever you want, but if it’s based on a bunch of lies, it’s not our fault for reminding you. In fact, you might say that’s our job. Maybe David Muir should give it a try too.