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thank you. thank you. thank you. Enough is enough, sexy people. Okay. As a result, President Biden flew to Israel as the Gaza conflict escalated and Iran threatened to join the war. Now, we don’t know if Biden’s trip helped, but if he was able to climb the stairs to Air Force One without a facial hair transplant, that would be a victory. First, let’s look back at history. The truth is that the naivety of past Democratic presidents is always on display in the Middle East. When Iran captured 52 American diplomats in 1979, President Jimmy Carter carried American credibility into Bud Light territory. He looked weaker than Kat at LA Fitness.
Kat Timp: No, it’s okay.
Yes, it is okay.
Kat Timp: That’s true.
It took over a year for America to respond, but it eventually did by electing Ronald Reagan. That was after it crashed into the desert and the rescue was called off. Oh, Democrats, they want to abort everything, but that time eight US servicemen were killed and that was really bad.
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In 2000, Bill Clinton hosted the famous Camp David summit between Israel and Palestine, where he made a point of saying that no matter how much he begged, Yasser Arafat would not give in as easily as Monica Lewinsky. I learned. So was he. In that nudist colony, they rejected more offers than I did. Barack Obama believed he could make a difference. He believed that a messy nuclear deal could transform Iran from a fascist theocracy into a friendly modern state. So we sent John Kerry and $1.7 billion in cash. They should have sent Hillary just to shut her up and cover her face, but I understand the money part. After bringing hope and more than a few bags of change, Obama watched helplessly as Iran built up a weapon bigger than his wife. The Middle East is probably the most politically messed up place in the world. Many of the problems date back to when Larry Kudlow was still a student. Since he is very old, he helped build the pyramids. In fact, the Old Testament, the Koran, and the Torah each have verses where Abraham says, “When you are gathered together, wake me up.”
But one of the fundamental reasons we’re interested in this place is, in a word, oil. Gavin Newsom, in particular, puts it on his hair and traps seagulls for food. The truth is, no matter how much green talk we hear from people like AOC, the technology to power the world with butterfly farts still doesn’t exist. If she has her way, we’ll be freezing this winter as she stays warm inside her Tesla. But thanks to the Democratic Party’s religiousization of green energy, America has gone from being one of the world’s leading energy producers to a nation that jokes about getting that sweet Saudi soda in our veins again. And no matter how hard the Democrats try to bribe Iran to like us, it’s not going to happen. Cash, gifts, compliments, I didn’t return a call from Taylor Swift, and it probably won’t work for the mullahs.
Which brings us to the present. Biden offered $6 billion to Iran in exchange for American hostages, and shortly thereafter Hamas captured more American hostages on stairs, speed bumps, and sandbags. Biden didn’t think it would happen, but he could connect the dots with even Helen Keller. She has been dead for a while. That’s like leaving $7 billion worth of weapons in Afghanistan that will eventually be directed to allies. I wish there had been gun control in Afghanistan, but I think that’s what you call a cause and effect relationship. I don’t think they teach that kind of thing in gender studies classes. So now we are in this situation again. America’s greatest foreign policy thinkers have honed the nuts and bolts of the Ivy League dunce cap and formulated a new Middle East plan, the historic “Don’t Doctrine.”
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President Biden, October 18: My message to the state and other adversaries is…stop, stop, stop.
President Biden, October 10: Anyone thinking of taking advantage of this situation. All I want to say is, please stop, please stop.
President Biden, October 15: Stop, stop, stop.
Biden’s speechwriters may have just gotten him to say it. At least he remembers it. To make matters worse, when he mentions the hospital massacre, he refers to Hamas as the other team.
President Biden, October 18: From what I’ve seen, it appears to have been done by other teams. Not you.
The other team likes pickleball. How diplomatic! I think that’s more progress than calling ISIS a JV force. It’s always the Democratic Party. Now they say foreign policy is about choosing the least bad of choices, but with Zombie Joe in charge, there are more bad choices than the dollar menu at Taco Bell, but the reality is It’s time for it to get the credit it deserves because we know who has moved things forward in that department. That is correct. The great devil, Donald Trump.
Those are compliments. Who first actually met little Rocket Man in North Korea? Before that, who would you send? Dennis Rodman. You know, the left was screaming that President Trump had to be a Russian agent, but guess what? There was no Russian war. And while they scream that his son-in-law Jared Kushner has no foreign policy experience, it is Trump who brought in the Abraham Accords that normalized relations between Israel and some of its Arab neighbors. said Kushner. Of course, normal is now a relative term, just like women. The leftists couldn’t believe it. Diplomat Donald Trump.
Biden says he doesn’t blame Israel for rocket attack on Gaza hospital that killed 500 people: “It was the other team’s doing.”
What would the United Nations say? Plus, lesbians can have penises too. Anyone who watched the show would understand. It was also Trump who made America the largest energy producer on the planet, gave us influence over the Middle East to try to change things, and tipped things in our favor faster. [Jerry] Nadler comes off the seesaw. And Trump scared Iran so much that he offered to bring John Kerry back, but of course the geniuses in the Biden White House had to blow it all up.
We are back to trying to bribe Iran to behave again. Hey, it worked for Joe Biden and we’re back to buying the dirtiest oil on the planet from the dirtiest administration on the planet. So are Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, whose leader, Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, has become our head. While Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas announced that he would not even meet with Biden upon his arrival in Israel, the nation sat for hours before blowing Biden away. Luckily, that doesn’t prevent Joe from trying to shake your hand anyway.
This president’s foreign policy is collapsing like the Patriots without Brady. Hey, do you think maybe Dennis Rodman could join? Because I need a rebound right now.
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