With so many restaurants run by absolute monsters, it makes perfect sense that Elon Musk has I’ve wanted to throw it for a long time His Magazine wears a hat over the ring. Pete Wells reports on Tesla of masks Tanking Company And the producer of the most gli car you’ve ever seen is Open a diner and drive-in theater in West Hollywood soon. The restaurant is officially under construction Since 2023when the mask had already made it clear What a terrible person he isbut he thrusts his way into the federal government and starts stripping it for parts.
The diner is already built and looks as good as CyberTruck, but there is no opening day yet as there doesn’t seem to be any chefs who would actually like to be involved. However, Wells points out that anyone who approaches the work from Tesla will need to sign the NDA, so it’s hard to know who is actually working on the project. It also denies the existence of an NDA.
This forces us to speculate about what this Tesla Diner will serve. Considering everything we know about Elon Musk, there are a few ideas.
It’s a small plate to share because it’s communist
Main dish
- CRISPR-Y Chicken sandwich
- Keta Mini Slider
- Club sandwiches that don’t open without an app
- Big ball (meatballs without meat, no sauce at all)
- ai-oli (it’s just mayonnaise, made by AI)
For table
Dessert
For every meal purchased at this hypothetical Elon Musk restaurant, the billionaire promises to donate $6 billion to end the world’s hunger. He’ll do that Then give yourself money.
