If you’ve just had the worst month, remember…
1.
Someone who learned a very valuable lesson that day:
2.
People who can place the sofa wherever they want:
3.
People with gunk in their car:
Four.
The person with the nicest car:
Five.
The person at the door who went into Kool-Aid man mode:
6.
A person who will never forgive the birds who did this.
7.
People who make their father very happy are probably the following people.
8.
People who have experienced real tragedy:
9.
People who have to hope that small scratches will buff out:
Ten.
People who never leave the house:
11.
Persons who must immediately vacate the premises:
12.
The person who cleans the detergent until the cows come home:
13.
Frankly, the person who did the shitty thing:
14.
People who consumed slightly more iron in soup:
15.
People for whom a sandwich became a once-in-a-lifetime memory:
16.
Thankfully, those who noticed the cooler was missing from the front of their car said:
17.
Someone who learned a very valuable lesson that day:
18.
The man who fell straight through a suburban trap door:
19.
Who can permanently take pictures of Candy Land with their cell phones:
20.
Those who have experienced the joys of the great north:
twenty one.
A person’s dream is shattered right in front of their eyes.
twenty two.
The character who has to do that intense forward lean is limited to the fourth quarter of a close basketball game throughout the movie.
twenty three.
For those who have squeaky headphones:
twenty four.
I think the people who love dentists very much are the following:
twenty five.
People who keep looking for leftover pillows until the end:
26.
Someone stranded in the desert and lost track of time:
27.
The guy with the pizza saw some things…horrible, scary things:
28.
The person who violently smashed the windows of the house with a belligerent weed whacker:
29.
Here are some people who would like to improve it:
30.
Who solved the lament composition with Mickey Mouse pancakes:
31.
People whose eggs look full of holes:
32.
People who can open a tomato wrapper like a present:
33.
People who received free ice cream and a small treat:
34.
People who received Pulitzer-quality photos from their mothers:
35.
People whose beans exploded:
36.
The person who got the best gift of all: a dirty bathtub.
37.
People whose vision may become slightly blurred for a short period of time:
38.
People currently in a haircut emergency:
39.
People who had a little too much cronch in their soup:
40.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:
41.
To those with smelly gunk on their doorknobs, Dear Lisa, Dear Lisa:
42.
For those who plan to clean the glass after it comes out of the oven for several weeks:
43.
People who will soon stop drinking the drink:
44.
People whose pillows got flattened in the dryer:
45.
People who drank hot:
46.
The person who paid the barber and ruined the world:
47.
Someone had a very, very rude awakening:
48.
People who lost in the avocado lottery:
49.
Someone who went down the wrong path… someone who went down the very wrong path:
50.
People who eat instant dessert for dinner:
51.
People who are completely obsessed with sandwiches:
52.
A person who eats stir fry for dinner, just like his mom used to make.
53.
People who have Schrödinger’s iPhone:
54.
The person who saw something with that foot… something horrifying:
55.
People who found a mysterious presence inside their waffles:
56.
Someone painting the inside anew:
57.
People who live near Jackson Pollock’s bird superfan:
58.
The sandwich eater is now in the great beyond.
59.
There are people who really had to go into the house.
60.
And those who will never talk about their dreams again:
