Facebook Marketplace is home to some weird and wonderful items. But his Kia (@kia.amajiki) experience on TikTok is a whole other strange realm. In the now-viral clip, she introduces Evangeline to viewers. This sex doll happened to fall into her hands after she purchased “”.lost luggage”
Recently, TikTokers have been sharing unboxing videos of “lost packages,” as Kia herself points out. The main selling point of these packages is that the contents are a mystery to the buyer, making them ideal as an unexpected treat or as content for a TikTok account.
“I didn’t want to buy things from Amazon, and I didn’t want to message the postal person or ask questions,” she says. “So I was scrolling through Facebook Marketplace.”
Eventually, Kia said, she found a store that appeared to be a “sketchy” vendor in a “remote part” of Wisconsin. For just $550, Kia became the proud owner of the seller’s largest box. Kia claims she was so keen to get her hands on the box that she even paid for the shipping.
The clip then cuts to the moment Kia unpacks the item and is shocked to discover that it is a “love doll” in all its silicone glory.
“It’s just a crazy experience,” she says. “I really don’t know if she was taken advantage of or not. It was so carefully packaged that I pray in my heart that she wasn’t, but I wasn’t sure. So, yes, I took her away. I cleaned it. Yes, I bleached it.”
“I have a girlfriend now. She is my emotional support now,” she says.
@kia.amajiki How did you get 6 dolls? #fyp #Evangeline the Doll ♬ Original song – Kia & Evangeline
It’s worth noting that throughout the video, a doll she named Evangeline sat next to Kia in full contour, wig, and costume.
And needless to say, viewers can’t get enough of Evangeline’s brilliance.
“I didn’t see her until you pointed it out to me, ‘Aaaaaahhh,'” one person wrote. “I thought she was really girly just spending time with you.”
“Obsessed with the fact that you put makeup on her,” another added, while another called Evangeline a “savior.”
Since posting the video, Kia has rebranded her TikTok to “Kia and Evangeline” and has shared videos of various outings and activities she does with her doll by her side, such as visiting her mother. There is.
Kia and Evangeline did not immediately respond to Daily Dot’s requests for comment via TikTok comments.
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*First published: March 30, 2024, 6pm CDT
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