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Happy Tuesday everyone. Have a nice Tuesday. Especially my fellow late night hosts, or the rest of them. James Corden is on his way back to England, but all the rest are closed because the writers are on strike. And it’s one of his surefire ways to make those shows more interesting. Who knew they had writers? It’s like finding out that Brian Stelter had a personal trainer. But at Gutfeld, my writers don’t strike. I strike lighter
And it was for writing good jokes. Anyway, the only collective bargaining here is who gets my back shaved. This must be the first time anyone has said it, but Hunter Biden has finally gone to court in his controversial child support battle, in which the baby’s mother is forced to pay 20 grand each month. is struggling to keep up with her payouts, and it’s hard to keep her string. And hunters want to reduce it. And I don’t blame him. Since then, all foreign energy jobs for unqualified crack addicts have dried up. But someone has to take care of that child. Because, according to her, there is no such thing as MIA her grandpa, someone else’s child.
Greg Gutfeld: Biden bragged about his disdain for the press and reporters just sat there laughing
President Biden: There is no such thing as someone else’s child. There is no such thing as someone else’s child. Our country’s children are all our children.
That explains why he never asks parents if they can smell their child’s hair. I think it was a John Wayne Gacy high school yearbook quote.
Yet Joe continues to ignore his grandson. He’s starting to make Kamala jealous because he’s pretending she doesn’t exist. Now is not the time to brag. It’s like when Bernie Sanders forgot how many houses there are.
Even worse, Hunter doesn’t want to give his child a last name. But at this point, why would he want a Biden name? Dirty and i was there. Just change it to something less burdensome, like Cosby.
Of course, it’s no secret. Hunter has pocketed millions of dollars from shady overseas deals and comfortable board positions. But now his lawyers claim he has none. He wanted to sell his blood, but how safe is it?Better from his raw poultry.
But apparently he is unpaid. His Porsche was recovered and during the trip to Dublin he was forced to sleep on a cot in his father’s room. Crib? What’s a president to book Motel Six? I hope Hunter brings us lodgings for vibrating beds. from the crappy expensive art he sells to. Now a filthy rich businessman in Beijing dumps garbage in one of his eight bathrooms, leaving a luncheon speckled with Skittle’s vomit. Staring at a half-million-dollar painting that resembles Matt. It’s pretty good, actually.
By the way, the names of these buyers are kept strictly confidential. Apparently, they’re more important to Joe than classified documents. Well, see how Hunter can make ends meet – pretend your baby is a Coke habit.
Regardless, the judge ordered both sides to hand over their finances, something Hunter fought hard for. , the judge says he must wear pants.
The federal government certainly isn’t doing that, so leave it to Baby Mama to finally take down Hunter and Biden. Signed by over 50 intelligence officers, it has also been dubbed the ****bag of lies that said the laptop was Russian disinformation. Secretary of State Antony Brinken was said to have been an adviser and mastermind of the Biden campaign at the time. However, in a special report, he denied it.
Anthony Brinken: One of the great advantages of this job is that I am neither involved nor involved in politics. But as for that letter, I didn’t – it wasn’t my idea.
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Is election staff a weird job for someone who doesn’t do politics? I mean, it’s like when I wore a G-string to a bachelorette party, but I was never a stripper. But you see, Hunter’s personal sexual habits aren’t my concern. Sleep with all the whores and strippers you want. That was my mother’s advice when I turned 15. Right, Joe?
Joe Biden impersonator: No no no. Look look. Compassion. come. In other words, hunters need compassion too. I mean, kids like strippers. what can I say? But 20 grand a month, that’s too much. So what do they get for one of those lap dances? $20. You have to dance 33.3 times a day, 7 days a week. In other words, too much for one man. Well, I don’t know what Hunter likes about these dances anyway.