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Greg Gutfeld: Kamala Harris has chosen Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate. I speak for millions of Americans when I ask, Who? I think so. This is Governor Walz. Here he is. Do you know we’re the same age? I know, I know. Sounds like the founder of a personal injury law firm. Sounds like the guy at church who remarries a month after his wife dies mysteriously. Sounds like the high school football coach who made sure everyone showered after practice.
Democratic presidential candidate and U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris and Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Walz, governor of Minnesota, appeared on stage together at a campaign event at Girard College in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, on August 6, 2024. Harris selected the 60-year-old Midwestern governor over other candidates, ending weeks of speculation about who her running mate would be. (Andrew Harnick/Getty Images)
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Now, I don’t want to say Tim is far-left, but even Bernie Sanders is like, “Seriously, they elected him?” During the BLM riots, Walz blamed the unrest on a lack of equality and inclusion. He said he was excited by the events because it created a sense of optimism. Oh, I wish they’d burned down more buildings.
After all, nothing is more equal than fire. But I think Waltz is a Molotov cocktail, half-burned type of guy. 9/11 must have really helped people in Lower Manhattan pay their rent. Is it too soon? Waltz has a 100% rating from Planned Parenthood and the full endorsement of Kamala’s husband’s former nanny.
So why did Kamala Harris choose Waltz as her running mate? Apparently, Waltz was the only one who didn’t hang up on her phone laughing. Meanwhile, a troupe of comedians, including Ben Stiller, Kathy Griffin and Rosie O’Donnell, held a fundraiser on Monday over Zoom, titled “Comics for Kamala.”

Actor Nick Offerman appeared on the “Comic for Kamala” livestream in support of Harris. (Photo by ELIJAH NOUVELAGE/AFP via Getty Images | YouTube screenshot)
Wow. No good comedian wanted to do that. BTW, Rosie said she bought 100 Kamala T-shirts and won’t take them off until Kamala gets into the White House. Related: Kamala’s website is sold out of triple extra large sizes.
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Now, remember former Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle, who nearly assassinated Donald Trump in rural Pennsylvania because no one noticed that there was a convenient rooftop just within shooting distance of where Trump was standing? Sorry, but lots of people did, except they weren’t the Secret Service.

The new House bill would require the director of the Secret Service to be confirmed by the Senate following the July 13 Trump rally that led to the firing of Director Kimberly Cheatle. (Getty Images)
There was also a man running around with a rifle. Other than that, there were no signs of trouble. Since then, we have learned a lot about Cheatle. She was appointed by Biden in 2022 after serving as his bodyguard when he was vice president. This was an easy job when Bin Laden thought Biden alive was much more harmful to America. But not only is Cheatle bad at stopping people from shooting guns, she can’t stop them from snorting them. Remember the cocaine found in the White House a year ago?

A photo of bags of cocaine discovered at the White House on July 2. (U.S. Secret Service)
You know, we’ve mentioned it on this show maybe once or twenty times. We haven’t really talked about cocaine since my days as Larry Kudlow’s dealer. Remember when the most elite and well-funded law enforcement in the world couldn’t figure out where the substance came from? Even though it was in the most highly secured building in the country? As Susan Crabtree of RealClear Politics reports, Cheatle may have wanted to destroy the evidence.
Cheatle says she was “angry that her order to destroy the evidence was denied.” So who does she think she is? Hillary Clinton? Hunter, a known cocaine addict, stayed at the White House, and bizarrely enough cocaine was found in the White House. What a coincidence. It’s like finding a box of pies under Chris Christie’s bed. But it’s crazy to think that Hunter wouldn’t leave something so important to her lying around anywhere. Not like a laptop or a kid… ugh.
But apparently the DNA testing had started but not finished, presumably because they could report on it once it was complete. Meanwhile, the press was happy to let the story fade away like a fart in a crowded elevator. Really, what happened to this story? It seems like the perfect assignment for a real reporter. There’s just one problem: the head of the White House Drug Enforcement Administration is a Democrat whose policies, abilities and mental health have already been condemned. Now imagine what this would be like in the Trump White House. It would be front page news on every channel. It would be worse than Watergate, the end of democracy and yet another reason why Trump is unfit to be president. Sorry to say, but the only medicine Trump’s kids are taking is calcium.
Now, the Secret Service has denied this report. A spokesperson told Fox that this is false, that there is a retention policy for criminal investigations, and that the Secret Service complied with that requirement during the incident. Well, maybe. But there was a time when we might have believed it. That was before Trump was nearly killed, and they flat-out lied to us about it. They claim that they did not refuse repeated requests for additional security. That was not a misstatement or a mistake, it was a lie. So why would they lie about this too? Meanwhile, a report from the Homeland Security Inspector General revealed that texts were deleted from the phones of agents on duty during the January 6 riot. It makes you wonder why they did that.
Well, Crabtree says the Secret Service erased the texts to clear up the commission of the January 6th operation, so you don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to see the pattern here. Heck, you don’t even have to be John Holmes. Now, the attack on Trump was only a few weeks ago, but the media has already moved on to the next story. We still don’t know why the perpetrator did it, and no one seems to care. Just like with the cocaine.
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It makes you wonder what on earth is going on. There was no security on the roof, no drone protection, the man with the rangefinder was known, Secret Service took a photo of the gunman 30 minutes before the shooting, no ID checks, rally-goers pointed him out to police, and nothing was done. The President was not removed from the stage despite being aware of the threat, and the shooter was clearly visible on video beforehand. I’ve seen much tighter security at spring break bars.
Was it Kimberly Cheatle or Sirhan Sirhan who was responsible? The Secret Service blamed the heat, the sloping roof, and the local police. Then FBI Director Christopher Wray lied and said Trump might not have been shot. It was as if Thomas Crookes was James Bond.
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He did everything he could to arouse suspicion. Did all those government officials fail? Or was Crooks the only government official who failed? Sounds crazy. Really crazy. But if you want to know the truth, you’ll probably have to hire Oliver Stone.