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please. Yes! Crazy people, yeah, crazy people. what are you doing here? happy wednesday. yes. It’s been a minute since he last talked about the khaki-crap commander. So let’s do it now. How are you doing, Joe?
Tom Sirew as Joe Biden: Hey Joe. Talk like you have a hole in your head. No, no, no holes. It spills out the front and sides every night when I’m in bed.
good. Apparently the tycoon had it with everyone discussing his advanced age. He must be using a miracle here. But he’s sick and tired of people taking him from expert to Jurassic Park janitor. I can’t. In fact, jokes about Joe’s age are as easy to make as they are about Trump’s temperament. Remember? Trump said he would be sick of winning and Joe’s brain cells kept thinning. He told someone earlier this year. ‘ The reporter replied, sir, it’s a lamp. I am here, Mr. President.
Biden directed offstage by kid after toy for TOTS remarks
But sadly, Joe, I don’t think you know how old you are, where you are, how you get off the stage, or who your grandchildren are. became the oldest president to wet Lincoln’s bed in . Oh I hate you you are sick But he’s certainly the first to confuse his sister with his wife, and he’s also the one who confuses the kitchen with the bathroom: why Jill keeps her roll of toilet paper next to her waffle iron? , which explains why hairbrushes often have pancake batter on them.Just this week, we witnessed the latest chaos at the Toys for Tots event on Monday, an olfactory paradise, as Joe mentions.[ident] I needed some guidance.
President Biden refers to a list given of reporters he is “to request.”
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President Biden December 2022: where are you going? here?
This is the first time a child has forced an adult into a van. Still, it’s refreshing to see kids lead Democrats instead of Democrats leading kids to transsexual clinics. However, he ended up with a child’s toy bicycle. At least he doesn’t have to be so depressed. yes. He tried to install it, but he could only leave the training wheels on.
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Wow. I haven’t seen a more awkward ride since my favorite Christmas, falling asleep in the woods covered in deer urine. But does Biden remember the last time he saw a bike?
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The advantage of falling and hitting your head is that your memory may improve. That’s the joy of getting older. Not only do we forget the present, we remember the past in a different way. I saw him fall off his bike, but Cohn remembers riding his Tour de France with Pop. Joe was on more drugs than Lance Armstrong. See, getting older is a good place in life. I love it, at least for you, but I don’t like the country you rule or the bus you drive. That’s why they call them top gums. But the rest of us wonder if he realizes this country is in trouble: where he spends 80% of his day. In short, people want him out. A new poll shows that 58% of his voters don’t want Joe running again for that very reason, only 30% want him to try again, and 12% simply lick his hair. I want you to stop And now the group to his left are trying to kick him out.
New York Times says Biden’s age is ‘unpleasant issue’ for White House, Democrats report brilliantly
Political Advertiser 1: It is absolutely critical not to allow the Republican Party to win the White House in 2024.
Political Advertiser 2: I’m worried about Joe Biden. his voter turnout is low.
Political Advertiser 1: With his low popularity, it’s too much of a gamble.
Political Advertiser 3: If he runs for office, the election will be in serious jeopardy.
Political Advertiser 4: Representing the status quo in 2024, Joe Biden simply doesn’t cut it.
Political Advertiser 5: We can’t afford to risk the White House or Republicans who can bring down the status quo Joe.
Political Advertiser 1: Our ideas are much more popular than Joe Biden’s.
Political Advertiser 4: Joe Biden’s candidacy undermines Democratic Party chances in 2024.
Political Advertiser 6: We cannot afford to lose. Don’t run, Joe.
Political Advertiser 7: Don’t run, Joe.
Political Advertiser 4: Don’t run, Joe.
Political Advertiser 8: Don’t run, Joe.
President Biden pulls on his shirt collar at the White House.
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I wonder which Starbucks had to shut down to get all these actors. There might be something good about a president approaching his 90th year. One is that Joe is limited in what he can do in his day. Again, the same goes for people in open coffins. Even the true old man has a fascinating thread to untangle. Joe can’t go anywhere.
President Biden in March 2021: If it is near and dear to you that you want to be able to do it anyway.
President Biden in April 2021: When they leave the salon, receptionist, salon, salon, they probably go to the salon, I don’t know.
President Biden April 2022: America is a country that can be summed up in one word…I was put in…sorry…
President Biden in October 2021: Los Angeles and what am I doing here?
President Biden April 2022: Putin’s kleptocracy…. yeah.. kleptocracy guys.
Biden says ‘I’m fine’ after falling off bike on Delaware ride with First Lady
Given Joe’s age, we know it’s too easy to hit him. You know, some people are effective despite their advanced age. But is it our fault? We came up with the obvious. I don’t remember any other late night host hitting the brakes when it came to ripping Trump. But I don’t know if that’s Joe’s biggest problem, but age does. . But that’s not the case here. He is surrounded by young people infected with arousal who are cut off from real life. They are arrogant, inexperienced and angry. They want America to change, not for the better.
President Biden falls to the ground after running over a civilian while riding his bicycle in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, June 18, 2022. REUTERS/Elizabeth Frantz
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Joe may be old, but they’re kind of dangerous. Sadly it’s his advanced age that makes them roll over him like speed bumps with false teeth. , they were so young that they could share diapers with him. And Joe has no problem pulling over the top, as long as he has a good breakfast, good morning BM, and someone to read his highlights to at bedtime. So Joe, if you find it, take it home.
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Tom Sirew as Joe Biden: Nana. Look, look, I’m doing things people half my age would never dream of doing. Economy is depressed. Gas prices are going up. Inflation is on the rise. Find me at 40 who can do that? i love the 80’s That program is about me.
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