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Happy Monday everyone. Glad to be back–so far. So we celebrated our anniversary this weekend. Yes, it was our 7th anniversary when we first saw Kim Kardashian’s butt. look? that’s me I’m behind her on the right side. And you can clearly see that my eyes were laser-focused on the object.
Well, this happened at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in 2016. How can I top it, so I haven’t been since. But this weekend’s version of events reminded me why I didn’t come back either. The mainstream media sucks, and wearing a tuxedo is even worse, because the coverage is an accurate reminder of what it really means. A place where members of the so-called free press can inflate their self-esteem like a Chinese spy balloon. And like all award shows, it’s artificially created to remind you that they matter.It’s a place where you can smell Joe Biden’s farts while you sip shrimp cocktails. They smell like butterscotch.
This is what happens when Werther is the main line. Now, to say that DC is Hollywood for ugly people is unfair to ugly people, who at least hide their faces when they’re not on CNN. So, as usual, the media puts a surprising amount of energy into inviting people who make them look cool. The Washington Post points out: As early as January. ’ So Britney Griner was a guest on CBS.
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It’s good that the deal with the Russian arms dealer came in time. right? She brought weed so the guests had to get really tall to laugh at most of those jokes. I’m relieved she’s not a lesbian. She’s straight. But, as always, it was surreal to see the worst people in Washington on par with the worst people in Hollywood. They’ve already cast Lurch.
John Legend and Chrissy Teigen were also there. And like any fine royal, Chrissy had a few servants to help carry her train of dresses. You should just be grateful that he farts. Maybe you should stop telling that joke. After a while no one remembers it. So why were those two there? Well, they said he was a guest on NBC News, but that’s a better question. why are they there? NBC must really hate that the press inflicts such torture on this group. Of course, it’s a cute prank. Invite the most intolerable and intolerable Cretans and flaunt their superiority all around you. Plus they smell. I don’t know, but I would like to add.
Well, the night was also a chance for reporters to get to know the world’s biggest dummy. It must have been stressful for Joe’s handlers. Whenever he is in bright light, they fear he will walk towards them. Are you summing up your first two years in office, taking no questions and walking away cheerfully?
Joe Biden: This dinner sums up my first two years in the office in many ways. I talk to her for 10 minutes, zero questions, and walk away cheerfully.
The difference here is that he didn’t fall off the stage trying to hit Casper the Friendly Ghost with his fist. I sat there and laughed. Haha. Good for you, Boss. You keep throwing rotten fish at us and we keep clapping like trained seals.
Joe Biden: I had a lot of Ron DeSantis jokes ready, but Mickey Mouse beat me to get there first.
Mickey Mouse beat him up. For what? Are you trying to sniff his ear? There is no doubt that the mouse will kick Biden’s ass. At this point, I wasn’t going to prioritize Joe over Tinker Bell, but that line just made no sense. So maybe that sums up his time as president. As you know, he is the first president to read a book at his third grade level. It’s a shame people have to pretend the president’s jokes are funny.
Donald Trump: Do you think he’ll stand up at least once and say, “I’m running for president”? Where the hell am I going I wanna go out. Oh my god that side. that side.
And you know, the aging of Joe when he’s being mocked by 76–Year–Year. But it’s a shame Trump didn’t go. The Washington Post’s Matt Visor received the Aldo Beckman Award for capturing the spirit of Joe Biden. It’s a tough spirit to capture as Joe escapes his body when he flatlines five times a week.
White House Correspondent’s Dinner Presenters: The judge said Matt Visor stood out among his competitors for his work beyond the monotony of covering the president’s moderated events at the White House. The visor captured the spirit of Joe Bidenespecially the story about the president’s brother and how his Catholic faith influenced his office’s strategic vision.
So did his Catholic faith influence his vision for the office? defend the
Biden skewered as ‘worst Catholic in the world’ for disrespecting Irish and Catholic identities
A reporter wins an award for kissing the president’s buttocks. What about speaking truth to power? But there are some good reporters out there, right? They were from the same place so it was easy to find them. And unlike the crowd, they weren’t ugly. These striking her four women support the anonymous gambler billboard.
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Now, you might be saying, Greg, you look better than anyone. Why didn’t you go? thank you. you’re right. But I couldn’t because Saturday night is Twister Night at the orphanage.
