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So for the first time in 30 years the Teamsters will not be endorsing a presidential candidate. Jimmy Hoffa would be rolling in his grave. This will ruin Hillary’s house foundation. Granted, except for 1996 the Teamsters have supported a Democrat in every election since ’92: Bill Clinton, Gore, John Kerry, Obama, Hillary, Joe Biden. Even without Hillary, it’s just murder. The last Republican the Teamsters supported was the first President George Bush. That shows how bad Michael Dukakis was. It’s ironic. They supported every Democrat except the Democrats who supported them.
But ever since Hillary stopped having sex, unions have been in the Democratic Party’s pocket. But things have changed, like Leah Thomas’ high school yearbook photo. Now they’re as far removed from the Democratic Party as Andrea Mitchell’s toilet. Kamala losing union support is like “P. Diddy” running out of baby oil, and there’s a lot of friction ahead.
This week, the Teamsters released the results of three internal polls asking who people should support for president. In the July poll, Joe Biden clearly won with 44% and Trump with 36%. But template voting is about as good as it gets for Biden, because all Joe gets these days is template voting. But when the Teamsters polled their members about the new Democratic candidate, Cackles McNeepad, Trump had a big lead with almost 60%. Kamala? Only 34%. I’m not great at math, but 60 is a lot bigger than 34. I noticed that last week while staring at a waitress on my birthday. And in phone polls conducted within the past week, Kamala has fared worse than Chris Christie, who sells Jenny Craig.
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Her approval rating is 31% to Trump’s 58%. No wonder Kamala has dodged the press like Trump did on the back nine. And that latest poll came before the second assassination attempt. Every time they try to kill Trump, it’s like Bluto giving Popeye a can of spinach. But even though the Teamsters support Trump, they decided not to support anyone. And like the mime in my basement, their silence speaks volumes.
Union officials justified it this way: “In broad polls of our membership, there was no majority support for VP Harris, and there was no total support of our membership for Trump.” So there’s no total support for Trump? He beat her in the Teamsters’ own poll by nearly 30 points. But they’re not supporting Trump because he didn’t get 100% support. Sorry, the only thing that gets 100% is my work helping orphans learn to read and write. Wow. I was expecting a round of applause, but that’s fine.
So why the silence? What exactly are the Teamsters? Men, blue-collar workers. Mostly the men who fix my plumbing, deliver my packages, and put the mirror over my bed. This intra-union conflict reflects what many men are going through. My husband or boyfriend may like Trump, but he keeps his mouth shut to keep the peace. But I can see his eye twitching, conveying this message: My ballot for Trump is under a flower pot. So lack of support from men is not support. All types of men support Trump, including men who think he’s a jerk.
They would rather have a brutal bullshitter than a pointless idiot. Sure, Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala, which would make sense if we lowered the voting age to 12. But what about the Teamsters? Because unlike Democratic Party leaders, the Teamsters work in life-and-death jobs. Did they make a stupid choice on a construction site? It’s unreasonable to scream white fragility when you’re about to fall off a steel beam 90 feet down. And many of the Teamsters are truck drivers. They know that raising fuel prices or forcing people to switch to EVs would make everything more expensive.
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But they are union leaders. They want to get out of this, just like they shook hands with Jerry Nadler’s proctologist. But again, race is not a race issue. It’s a gender issue. Teamsters members are mostly tough, protective, sensible men who protect their families and their property. What if all that becomes the subject of ridicule? They’ll run faster than Tim Walz after a balloon pops. Men don’t want to be in places where they’re not welcome. That’s the Democratic Party right now, where party leaders can’t define women and send men to women’s prisons. But Trump knows that real men hold the key to this election. Especially you, Harry.
Donald Trump: Harry. Wake up, Harry. Harry, get your fat ass off the couch. Harry, vote for Trump today. Wake up, Harry. Come on, let’s go. Let’s go, Harry.
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Let’s see if Harry was listening.