Hello. I’m back again to watch more Washington Nationals baseball. Yeah! ? And just like last season, he plans to set up one game thread for the 2023 season and leave it there all year. So you’ll know where to go when you want to talk to your fellow citizens. Fans during the match.
This post will be posted on the top page (Spot 2, see photo below) and leave it there for the entire 2023 season, and we don’t know what the total will be. Go nuts, right? No, seriously let’s go nuts! Why not cheer from your seat or car while looking at your phone on the subway, ignoring your work at the office, or working from home in your comfy sweatpants or whatever? The photos we mentioned are below.
I’ll try to post lineups in the thread every night instead of the old lineup posts I used to do, but I’m not committing to anything either. So please don’t yell at us or try to beat us in each lineup. That’s not correct. Why not post your lineup before then? Some people are like real citizen journalists. If you’re the first to post your lineup, please write “first” in your post. I don’t think anyone has ever done that before, and we think that’s always interesting.
As always, please feel free to tell each other and anyone on our SB Nation sister sites if you’d like to stop by for a friendly chat. [insert opposition team name] It stinks when they come to troll us. And trust me, there will be some whack-a-mole in no time. [ed. note – “The name is Dalton Ban Hammer.”]
I know it’s easy to be negative this season, but it gets boring to read after a while. [ed. note – “And we know this, since we read all the comments on the site in a ‘I’d like to check out your public protest, why you complaining’/Pavement sort of way.”] In short, by all means, be as critical as you want. But every once in a while, try to be constructive and remind yourself that this is meant to be fun. There should be plenty of positives if the Nationals don’t do that.* Another 100-plus loss season.
[ed. note – “* = ‘plenty of positives’ not guaranteed.”]
Is this inflated enough? Will anyone read this? Or, as always, will all you smart types just jump to the comments section? I guess what we’re trying to say is, this is the GameThread of 2023.
You can watch/chat/argue/cry/post raccoon pictures/weird jokes/firework GIFs/mascot dances/good play, whatever you want to post (within reason), but… Above all, we are essentially, in the words of the great Bill S. Preston. You are really…:
Be good to each other.