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Snopes, a fact-checking site more left-leaning than a one-legged rollerblader, has debunked the shocking notion that Trump once called the neo-Nazis of Charlottesville “very fine people.” Wow. What’s next? A 2024 expose on this young, up-and-coming singer named Elvis Presley? Because while the left has been spreading this crap like jam on Brian Stelter’s chin, we’ve been condemning it since the beginning. It’s only taken the left seven years to finally acknowledge the fact that the “very fine people” fiction was, in fact, a fiction. Coincidentally, that’s the same amount of time it took Joe Biden to get out of his walk-in closet. But for the corporate press, this might actually be breaking news.
They’re still catching up on this new dance craze called the Macarena. But what’s most disturbing? Recalling the dark, dark days of 2020, Joe Biden cited Trump’s “very fine people” quote as the reason he ran for president. Well, that and because he wanted to know if the cushions in the Oval Office were actually stain-resistant. But he said so, despite all the audio and video evidence showing that didn’t happen.
So if you say Joe Biden’s entire presidency has been based on lies that he and the media have sold to the public, you are actually telling the truth more than Biden ever did when he took office, and you can say that without the use of Adderall suppositories. But as I always say, just because you cure one hoax, you prepare yourself for another, and on Thursday night at CNN’s presidential debate, we saw this latest hoax pop up like a dark spot growing in the folds of fat on Jerry Nadler’s back.
President Trump’s own words on the Charlottesville protests
Yes. January 6th is being sold to us as the most important day of all time, 9/11, December 7th, and July 4th rolled into one. If they made it more of a holiday, there would be mattress sales. So expect Jake and Dana to push January 6th up 6th Avenue like a hot dog cart. It’s all they have because of Joe’s disastrous policies. So if you vote against Trump because of this insurrection story, ask yourself: Was I, too, fooled by the “very fine people” story and all the other hoaxes we’ve detailed on this show? The Crossfire Hurricane, the fake laptop, the P-tapes, the countless others.
Be honest with yourself. Did you hear Trump inciting violence in his own words? You didn’t, because it was edited out, like a hoax made up by good people. Trump never tried to overthrow the government or encourage it. In fact, Trump said to protest peacefully. But Joe will whine about January 6th, 2021. He doesn’t have much of January 6th left. But it was a day. Unlike all the previous protests that caused untold damage to millions, from Antifa to Hamas supporters, and had figures like Alvin Bragg drop the charges like a hot potato.
No kidding. He’s never dropped a potato in his life. So how should Trump respond to yet another hoax? Should he sarcastically tell Joe he’s too old to judge what’s true anymore? Should Trump change the subject to Hunter when Joe calls Trump a convicted felon? I can’t believe I’m saying this, but perhaps Trump should quote former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo:
Andrew Cuomo: Frankly, the New York attorney general’s lawsuit should never have been filed. If his name wasn’t Donald Trump, if he wasn’t running for president, I say to you, the former attorney general of New York, that lawsuit never would have been filed. And that’s what makes people angry.
And trust me, this guy is an expert on what makes people uncomfortable. But Trump, unlike the Biden family, can add that the allegations against him are not true and were fabricated in an unprecedented way to prevent Trump from attending this debate. This is clear election interference and an attempt to use the justice system to subvert democracy. And make no mistake, Biden’s mental health will be featured on Thursday night. But it’s also clear that Trump’s mental health will be featured, too. And you know what the media does with any perfectly fine, beautiful statement Trump makes.
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Donald Trump: They take what I say, perfect, wonderful, beautiful things. I can speak for two hours without a teleprompter and if I say one word wrong, they say he’s cognitively impaired. Biden can run into a wall. He can fall off a stage. He can fall up a flight of stairs. He can fall up a flight of stairs.
It’s funny because it’s true. But President Trump, if you’re watching this show, and I know you are, you could kill Joe with a little kindness. With all due respect, Joe, for your own sake and for the sake of the country, you should just go. There are some things you can’t do anymore, like walk and talk, manage the leadership of the free world, or pee in under eight minutes.
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But Mr. Trump, maybe you shouldn’t say that. You could just say, short and simple, “Joe, you’ve done a good job. You’ve been on government money for 50 years.” Mr. President, maybe it’s time to give this country a break. We all need a break.