Folks, zombies are everywhere.And foolishly, we need to come up with a proper survival plan so our brains don’t deform from the undead’s brutal bites. clear The first step is finding a vacation rental where we can hide. Because if we’re honest with ourselves, most of us want one last chance to indulge in some amenities before our brains zombify. Here’s a short list of the best vacation rentals.
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Whether you believe the zombie apocalypse is on the horizon or you’re just experiencing the zombification of your social media feeds, there are zombies lurking around every corner.Most recently, the zombie buzz was HBO’s Last of Usan adaptation of the popular game series.
The Juggernaut show averaged 30.4 million viewers in its first six episodes, according to AP News, so it’s no surprise that zombie advice is so easy to come by these days. It is often recommended as a safe haven. A Pennsylvania shopping mall was named one of the best hideouts for a zombie apocalypse.
But would you rather spend your last days in a windowless mall, or laze on the patio of your vacation rental overlooking the lake?
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Among the surprisingly wealthy zombie experts, Richard Duarte has written the following book. survive the endThe importance of shelter is a constant theme. Not only the structure itself is important, but also its location.
“Surviving a disaster often has more to do with where you are than any other factor.” Realtor With advice on preparing for the zombie apocalypse.
The real estate website analyzed locations near resources Duarte and other experts say are vital to surviving an attack from The Walking Dead. Natural water sources and medical supplies (think hospitals) ) is useful. On the other hand, being near a military base is clearly a zombie target and (obviously) not a wise decision.
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Ultimately, Realtors looked at 200 neighborhoods across the country and narrowed it down to 10 likely locations to survive the zombie showdown.
Seeing this whole zombie Armageddon cringe in our travel schedule, we decided to create our own plan. Cross-referenced with VRBO vacation rentals.
result? Here are the 3 best vacation rentals to improve your chances of surviving the zombie apocalypse.
Enjoy 5 Zombie-Free Acres of Tranquility in 2 Ports of Minnesota
At a respectable sixth place on the Realtor’s Zombie Survival List, you’ll find Duluth, Minnesota. It’s common knowledge that zombie experts and those on the run for life don’t want to be in a big city in the midst of an onslaught of undead chaos. As you can imagine, this is basically an all-you-can-eat zombie buffet. Moreover, the more people there are, the faster the zombification disease spreads.
Instead, see if you can stay longer in White Pine Waters – Just a 40 minute excursion from Duluth. Relaxingly secluded yet accessible to the city’s resources.
The rental is located on 5 acres of wooded land along the Stewart River and is a bonus in 2 survival categories. First, the river allows boat escapes to Lake Superior and is also known for its delicious trout, a much-needed food source. Additionally, there is a meditation area and a nearby municipal airport.
I hope I can hot-wire one of the little planes by repeating the mantra “I’m Zen, not a zombie.”
Fool zombies in a vacation rental with a hidden room
Lynchburg, Virginia ranks 10th on the list of Realtors, pushing the rankings to nearby VRBO rentals. Massanutten, 90 miles north of Lynchburg, has a three-bedroom vacation rental with a hidden room that makes him one of the most coveted zombie survival resources.
Our research has led us into the realm of undead expertise zombie research groupAfter sighing in relief, they happily share that they don’t have to smear zombie guts to mask the smell. Zombies can’t smell you.
of the organization advisory body They include a professor at Harvard Medical School, professor of epidemiology at Kent State University, and director of forensic neuropathology at the Massachusetts Medical Examiner’s Boston office. The point is, these guys are serious about analyzing the hypothetical Zombie He scenario.
Confirmation that zombies can’t smell you means you can spend your days of undead feasting in a secret room hidden in plain sight behind a bookshelf. Located on the premises Masanutten Resortin between zombie attacks, you can enjoy the water park or squeeze in a round of golf.
Book this Lubbock, TX Airbnb for prime access to survival gear
Choosing the Right Vacation Rental to Survive a Zombie Takeover Isn’t Just Trying to Replicate Iconic Instagram locations from The Last of UsIf the rotten meat hits the fan, choose a place with medical supplies. It could be a pharmacy or a hospital, for example.
Luckily, the #1 location on Realtor’s list of zombie survival locations is Lubbock, Texas.there you will find Whole house rental It sleeps 10 guests and guess where it is? It’s right in the middle of the Medical District, with two nearby hospitals.
This property also ticks the self-defense box, as Texas has plenty of range and can set up zombie scarecrows for targeted fire. You’ll want to be prepared for the big showdown, even if it’s a nerf-style distraction.
Most of the time, though, I think you’ll be making the most of your apocalypse rations in your beautiful open-concept kitchen, or spending time journaling about your feelings for the undead in your own dedicated workspace.
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Finally – the literal end – the goal is simply survive Zombie attacks, but do it in style and comfort. If you play your cards right, you can outsmart the zombies, but still have enough energy to leave a good review for your host. Pro Tip: Read the fine print on your deposit. looks like a mess.
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