Ice cream wars, kite tragedies and free money

Let’s drive a banana boat!
Thanks to a tip from my wife who always wants ice cream, I noticed that the Dairy Queen on Minot Avenue in Auburn was across the street from Fielder’s Choice, another ice cream shop. Things like this are strange to me. Why build a business across the street from a competitor? We expect this from big companies like Walgreens and his CVS, but you, who sell ice cream, should be in a good mood. With all this in mind, I fully expect to witness a veritable ice cream war. One side throws a Peanut Buster Parfait across Minot Avenue (hold the cherry), only to receive a counterattack in the form of a frappe. It floats and freezes. I have to give the advantage to Fielder’s Choice because they have sneaky looking weapons like Muddy Creats, Zapapi, and The Windup. I might also list items from Dairy Queen’s armory, but the website menu is down at the moment so I don’t feel like working on it any further. But speaking from personal experience, I think a blizzard will freeze muddy cleats in their tracks every time.

neither a borrower nor a lender
So some weasel used my email address to enroll me in numerous financial loan services, resulting in me receiving a Netspend credit card in the mail that I didn’t ask for. Apparently this is an old scam. They send you cards with the intention of tricking you into activating your card. Well, I’m not stupid, mister. Once the pontoon boat and go-kart are delivered, I will cancel the card. So take it!

Up, up, and far, perhaps
For example, do you feel like it’s windier than before in these areas? Makes you want to go out and fly a kite like you used to. I really should because so many people who seem worried that I don’t have enough hobbies are always telling me to get one.

nose dive
By the way, the last time I flew a kite, my so-called friend shot it down with a bow and arrow, and it fell into a barbed wire fence in a mess. So you can understand why I cry openly every time the spring breeze starts to blow.

Everything ends with an interjection these days.
As mentioned above, don’t you think that starting a sentence with “say” makes a person sound smarter and more sophisticated? , which makes it seem like you know more about the subject. Sometimes we rip off the words “ergo” and “therefore” to pretend we know something when in fact we don’t.

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