1.
This customer who thought the mattress store was going to help her move in two years:
2.
Customers looking to purchase customized computers at deep discounts:
3.
This client wanted to get professional photos from a successful photographer for free, and offered ~exposure~ in return:
Four.
This customer who apparently wanted to know the exact address of the seller:
Five.
This ghosted customer wanted this special order and Delivery just before Christmas:
6.
This “haute couture fashion designer” wanted to skip the restaurant line:
7.
This customer who really wanted the item delivered even though the seller clearly stated “no delivery” in the first post:
8.
Airbnb guests who thought the host needed to move their existing reservation with another guest just to accommodate a change of plans:
9.
This influencer looking to get a free $2,800 PC:
Ten.
This customer left a bad review for an all-you-can-eat (AYCE) restaurant, but apparently omitted a lot of detail.
11.
This client accused this trainer of further ruining his marriage – all because they don’t work for free:
12.
This kind customer who tried to pull this sofa out of the hands of the seller:
13.
This “influence page” reached out to this artist to feature their work — and wanted them to be paid:
14.
This “regular customer” who thinks he should get a free cookie after dropping his own:
15.
Customers who want more than half the price…and who want it now:
16.
This customer showed up to a restaurant with a large group and didn’t think to call or make a reservation first:
17.
And finally, this person who decided to leave a bad review for a “beautiful” wedding venue *didn’t* use it because he didn’t have the money:
