It also includes a hilarious illustrated booklet detailing the surprisingly long and illustrious history of the eccentric, waving inflatable tube man and how he became the icon he is today.
Promising reviews: “Before I got my own fun-sized, wacky, wavy inflatable tube, I was lost in life with no direction. My days were dreary and depressing, and life had no meaning.” Until a little ray of sunshine reached me. Every tracking update was breaking news and life-changing information.
Then, while I was out running some errands, a stork dropped the baby. When I returned home, I found my poor son wrapped in bubble wrap and sitting on the balcony, looking cold. The poor thing didn’t even have a good blanket. We brought the little boy inside, warmed him up, turned him on, fed him a good meal, and introduced him to his family.
My life has a lot of purpose and now a quirky waving inflatable tube guy graces me with his presence. Every day is fulfilling. Every moment we dream of our future together. He is the best friend I have admired all my life.
We have been living happily ever after and our wedding is scheduled for next week. This is what you need in your life. Believe please. I went from being sad and lonely to feeling happy and having a future. ” —clara bell