1.
People wearing shoes with 99% less germs and 99% more dirt:
2.
People who are likely to mess up their lunches:
3.
For those who have to spend a little precious time on their beloved device:
Four.
Who might get married in shorts:
Five.
Who finally got the long-awaited underground pool:
6.
Those deprived of the right to eat here and there a little cream given by God:
7.
For whom the unthinkable happened:
8.
Who had to reveal this terrifying spectacle:
9.
Who the sink is officially submerged in:
Ten.
Who’s eating delicious food tonight:
11.
Who a bag of food really goes to:
12.
For those who have to bridge an English channel just to hear Today’s Top Hits etc. in stereo:
13.
Who is believed to have baked pizza in Hades’ fire:
14.
Who was supposedly eating well-trodden pizza:
15.
For those who got a little extra protein from Flapjack:
16.
Who will never forgive a bird for doing this:
17.
Who will forever curse Mother Nature for this cruel joke:
18.
Who is believed to have worked 15 hours a day in a Bowman coal mine and sat down to play God of War:
19.
People who paid too much for air bags of bread:
20.
Who wants to grab pliers:
twenty one.
And the person who supposedly ordered the burger is “Goop”.
