1.
Instead of having someone spring clean their house, this person wanted someone to do it for them on social media.
2.
This person wanted a free live-in nanny…
3.
This person wrote the Operation Santa letter asking for a red Cadillac:
Four.
This guy took over someone’s kitchen and tried to kick them out of it:
Five.
This person wanted to give a coat to his granddaughter. Unless it was purchased at Walmart.
6.
This person sought labor in exchange for “teaching.”
7.
This person wanted someone to carry their music equipment around with them all day:
8.
This person wanted a band to play at her wedding, but that’s okay because she’s “paying for influence.”
9.
If this person asks for a cough medicine, but only brand-name medicine, please:
Ten.
This person wanted a $500 cell phone in exchange for donations or services…
…and thought their religion should be available for free…
…but I decided it was “selfish” for the seller to say no.
11.
This person wanted a dog trainer to donate their time and energy. Here’s why:
12.
This person wanted someone to take care of their horses.
13.
This guy wanted a (preferably blue) Prius from his local Buy Nothing group:
14.
This person wanted a sofa (with specific requirements, of course):
15.
And finally, this person who actually received a free gift with their order…
…then requested a “refund” for the value of the gift.
Phew! There are a lot of people who are eligible in 2023. Let’s hope there’s a lot less crap like this in 2024.
