What happens in the movies that never happens in real life? No one gets shot 1000 times without getting hit by a bullet. This is one of the most jarring parts of action movies, especially in enclosed spaces. Yet somehow, the good guys always escape the barrage of bullets or get away with superficial wounds.
1. Turn on the phone lamp
Have you ever noticed how often in a movie someone turns on the lamp before answering a late-night phone call? Neither did I.
Some moviegoers claim that there are no landlines and cell phones are not well lit, while others argue that landlines in bedrooms are unusual. We all agree that if you were suddenly woken up by a phone call, you wouldn’t turn on the lamp before answering the phone.
2. Breakfast spread
Why is there always a sumptuous breakfast on the movie table when the characters in the movie just take a sip of a glass of orange juice before they run out the door? Audiences of the film are baffled by one fan’s explicit statement that “orange juice always comes from glass carafes, not grocery store plastic bottles.”
3. No hearing protection
This drives my veteran husband, berzerk. Unless you enjoy tinnitus and risk hearing loss, you can’t shoot a gun without proper ear protection. There is no smoke from the weapon in the closed space.
4. Unlimited Ammo
There are several inaccurate portrayals of firearm handling in the film, including this ridiculous one about never running out of ammo. A world that doesn’t have to stop and reload? And I don’t know if this is inaccurate, but who counts bullets? How do you always know what bullets other people have left? I don’t buy it.
5. Head hit
Another common movie theme is the old bonk on the back of the head. It’s always a convenient knockout with serious consequences.
It’s also quite possible that it will kill you. “In real life, concussion knockouts lasting longer than 10 minutes involve severe head injuries that are often life-threatening.”
6. 1v5 fight scene
The idea of one man defeating five bad guys at once to become the winner is just too much to entertain these moviegoers. One says, “And they don’t attack all at once.” Instead, everyone waits their turn. As if this wasn’t humorous enough, others have pointed out that it’s even more ridiculous when it’s a 100-pound woman annihilating a group of men. But it sure is fun.
7. Romantic Airport Scene
Perhaps this could have happened before 9/11, but not after 9/11. As one puts it, unless the romantic gesture you’re about to do involves being “tacked on by airport security,” running through the airport to prevent the love of your life from getting on the plane is a non-issue. Realistic.
8. Front row parking lot
Why is it that in every movie and TV show the driver has a parking space in front and in the middle wherever he goes? It suggests that you want to imagine that you have come full circle.
9. A full face of makeup
It’s surreal that every woman in movies and TV wakes up with perfect makeup and hair all over her face. Yet they always do. Not a smear. sorry. But I slept with my makeup on. Awake with eyes that her mother affectionately called her “raccoon eyes”.
10. Minimum Wage Baller
Finally, people called out these minimum wage employees with gorgeous 5000 foot lofts in New York City. Their expensive cars, ridiculously expensive wardrobes, and full refrigerators.
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